Post by Mortimer Edison on Dec 24, 2008 5:11:34 GMT -5
Hi. Long time no write.
There's a lot I need to tell you. First, we're in this new school. I'm not sure why, but it probably has something to do with tax evasion. Oh, and murder. But don't tell anyone that, it's a secret. Anyway, the school's called Crestview. It's an all girls school. A school for girls. As in lots of pussy. I feel like a detective in an evidence locker.
...Yeah, I don't get that either.
Next on the list: Joe. He's the guy who Dai started fucking when we broke up. Well, I met him before we left Winterthorne, and he seemed like a pretty cool guy that I could trust. I even became his dealer. I mean, it was really only so I had some authority over him, plus it gave me the opportunity to put glass and shit in the coke if he pissed me off. Funnily enough, that's exactly what he did.
A few days ago he thought it would be a good idea to rape Dai. Yeah. The next time I saw him I put the fucker in hospital. It was very satisfying. There was something he kept saying that really pissed me off, though - he kept trying to tell me that she actually liked it. That only made me hit him harder. What pissed me off even more than that was everybody else's reactions. It was like they didn't even give a fuck that Dai was raped. Hell, Ezra could've even stopped it, except he was so fucking obsessed with himself and Sam outside that he didn't hear Dai calling for him. The worst thing, though, was that Charlotte tried to fucking defend Joe, all because she doesn't like Dai. That's the last time I fuck that whore.
I took Dai on a proper date to Italy (I know right?) the other day. It was mostly awkward and shit. Usually I can turn on the charm like a switch, and being romantic used to be one of my specialities, but when I'm trying to be genuine it just doesn't work. Still, the date wasn't a complete disaster. I gave her a scythe as an early Christmas present, and then we took it for a test drive on everyone at the restaurant. Our waiter tried to look down Dai's top, too, so she just removed his legs from underneath him. She's really good with that scythe. Also, I lol'd.
Afterwards, I took her back to Crestview, threw a severed head at Sammii, then we went to her dorm. I'd been thinking about what Joe had said for a while, so I decided to try something different. I got her naked, pinned her to the bed, then fucked her as hard as I could. She seemed to like it. A lot. Fuck I love that girl.
Later I came back to the C-house to see a newly-healed Joe (wtf) fighting Parker and some new retarded kid, Benji. He looked like he needed some help, and by that time I had almost forgiven him, so I decided to lend a hand. It was going well until Parker took a knife that Joe had stuck in him and generously gave it to me. Right in the chest. I guess this is one of those times when I'm glad I don't have anything in there. Still, he fucked me up real bad, and now I'm in hospital, writing this. That's what I get for helping out a rapist. However, I did manage to tear out that gay wanker's wings before I fell unconscious, so that's something I guess.
To do list:
There's a lot I need to tell you. First, we're in this new school. I'm not sure why, but it probably has something to do with tax evasion. Oh, and murder. But don't tell anyone that, it's a secret. Anyway, the school's called Crestview. It's an all girls school. A school for girls. As in lots of pussy. I feel like a detective in an evidence locker.
...Yeah, I don't get that either.
Next on the list: Joe. He's the guy who Dai started fucking when we broke up. Well, I met him before we left Winterthorne, and he seemed like a pretty cool guy that I could trust. I even became his dealer. I mean, it was really only so I had some authority over him, plus it gave me the opportunity to put glass and shit in the coke if he pissed me off. Funnily enough, that's exactly what he did.
A few days ago he thought it would be a good idea to rape Dai. Yeah. The next time I saw him I put the fucker in hospital. It was very satisfying. There was something he kept saying that really pissed me off, though - he kept trying to tell me that she actually liked it. That only made me hit him harder. What pissed me off even more than that was everybody else's reactions. It was like they didn't even give a fuck that Dai was raped. Hell, Ezra could've even stopped it, except he was so fucking obsessed with himself and Sam outside that he didn't hear Dai calling for him. The worst thing, though, was that Charlotte tried to fucking defend Joe, all because she doesn't like Dai. That's the last time I fuck that whore.
I took Dai on a proper date to Italy (I know right?) the other day. It was mostly awkward and shit. Usually I can turn on the charm like a switch, and being romantic used to be one of my specialities, but when I'm trying to be genuine it just doesn't work. Still, the date wasn't a complete disaster. I gave her a scythe as an early Christmas present, and then we took it for a test drive on everyone at the restaurant. Our waiter tried to look down Dai's top, too, so she just removed his legs from underneath him. She's really good with that scythe. Also, I lol'd.
Afterwards, I took her back to Crestview, threw a severed head at Sammii, then we went to her dorm. I'd been thinking about what Joe had said for a while, so I decided to try something different. I got her naked, pinned her to the bed, then fucked her as hard as I could. She seemed to like it. A lot. Fuck I love that girl.
Later I came back to the C-house to see a newly-healed Joe (wtf) fighting Parker and some new retarded kid, Benji. He looked like he needed some help, and by that time I had almost forgiven him, so I decided to lend a hand. It was going well until Parker took a knife that Joe had stuck in him and generously gave it to me. Right in the chest. I guess this is one of those times when I'm glad I don't have anything in there. Still, he fucked me up real bad, and now I'm in hospital, writing this. That's what I get for helping out a rapist. However, I did manage to tear out that gay wanker's wings before I fell unconscious, so that's something I guess.
To do list:
- Get the fuck out of hospital.
- Kill Parker.
- Kill Charlotte.
- Make Benji cry like the little pussy he is. Then kill him.
- Talk to Joe.
- Fuck Dai.
- Profit.
Mort.
